BREAKING DAWN Early Reviews: Bella/Edward Sexless Honeymoon Lame and Disappointing

pregnant  Breaking DawnBill Condon's BREAKING DAWN Gets Strongly Panned: Early Reviews

Below are three  review snippets — all pans — from major trade publications. After reading
Todd McCarthy's take on the film in The Hollywood Reporter (see below), I believe it's clear that there'll be a Special R-rated version of Breaking Dawn on DVD/Blu-ray. According to McCarthy's description of the honeymoon, director Bill Condon and screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg may have wanted moviegoers to believe that babies are delivered — or at least genetically engineered — by storks. (Hence, all the feathers in the bedroom on Isle Esme?)

Summit Entertainment, which hasn't been at all lucky outside the Twilight Saga realm (e.g., The Beaver, Source Code, 50/50, Drive Angry, The Three Musketeers), gotta make a living, you know? It's like 20th Century Fox releasing and rereleasing 's Avatar on 2D, 3D, 4D DVD. But wait a sec, didn't Rosenberg and Condon promise there would be rocket-blasting sex scenes in Breaking Dawn? Jeez…

, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner star in Breaking Dawn. Also in the cast: Elizabeth Reaser, Peter Facinelli, Kellan Lutz, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Nikki Reed, MyAnna Buring, Booboo Stewart, and Michael Sheen.

In addition to Maggie Grace, Lee Pace, Anna Kendrick, Christian Serratos, Michael Welch, Christian Camargo, Julia Jones, and Alex Meraz. Melissa Rosenberg once again adapted Stephenie Meyer's novel. Breaking Dawn opens in the U.S. on November 18.

Watch the Titanic 3D trailer in 2D here!

Yes, a 3D trailer for a film you’ve almost certainly already seen has arrived. Watch the trailer for Titanic 3D in 2D right here (clue: it looks the same)

We’ll level with you. There is really very little point you watching the trailer below unless you’ve evolved some kind of X-Men power which enables you to see 3D on non-3D enabled screens (which, by the way, would be an even worse power than that guy who can just scream really loud).

Even if you have no super powers, you may well

be a Titanic completist who won’t be satisfied until you’ve watched this 3D trailer to discern what kind of technical jiggery pokery James Cameron has been up to with his fifteen year old film. If that’s the case, then by all means, watch away.

Titanic 3D comes to cinemas next April, the one hundred year anniversary of the doomed ship’s maiden voyage.